Hello there. I'm Biggs Darklighter. Did you ever wonder why they stopped putting the prize IN the cereal? Its no fun just finding it between the bag and box!
Asian Drivers? I like them. They can focus their vision better out of those little slits and they are so thankful for having cars instead of rickshaws that they are very polite! They are brave drivers too! Asian drivers will go the wrong way down a one way street faster than a wamp rat through a Rancor...they have no fear. And how bout those Rangoons? Nothing better after an attack on an Imperial convoy than a fresh crab rangoon!
I just got drunk! Some asshole told me the Midichlorians could sense I was going to die soon. Fuck those little amoeba fucks! Until next time, thanks for "swingin" with Biggs!
Wicker wiseman, he is.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn manyclordeeinns. (That's how the realest niggaz spell it)
ReplyDeletefucking biggs darklighter, bringing friends together and bringing liquor to his own bad self
ReplyDeleteltz and i are biggs bros, which is no joke. biggs is pro-asian, which will carry over to tony stark when his head gets put on an iron man body for an ultimate Real A$$ custom.
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